Леле - чета тука некви "dating съвети на некви експерти към Автора" и "припадам" 😄
MSN GROUP Mystery's Lounge
SUBJECT: Re: Sticking Point
AUTHOR: Maddash
I've never had a woman over to my place in a one-on-one situation who I
didn't at least kiss-close. Here is my routine.
1. I have her come over to pick me up and only let her stay a couple
minutes.This is because it's a lot easier to get a woman back to your house
at the end of the night if you've already had her over and nothing has
happened.
2. At the end of the date, I invite her back to my place and pour drinks.
3. If she notices my guitar (it is prominently placed], I pick it up and play her a
song.
4. We play with my puppy.
5. I show her the rooftop.
6. I bring her back to the apartment and show her the Winamp music program
on my computer while I sit her down on my lap. While she's playing with the
visualizations in Winamp, I kiss her on the cheek.
7. She either turns and kisses me on the lips, or she continues playing with
Winamp. If she hesitates, I just show her more things on the computer and then
kiss her on the cheek again. She wants to be directed and ordered about. That
is what almost all women want.
8. You can figure out the rest.
—Maddash
🤔 Умозаключение - не пия почти, немам китара, немам куче, немам таван, не ползвам Winamp. Освен да покажа на момата малко Deep Learning архитектури - нз кво да праа... 😅
MSN GROUP Mystery's Lounge
SUBJECT: Re: Sticking Point
AUTHOR: Grimble
One of my favorite closing routines is massage. When we're back at my
place, I tell her I'm sore from playing basketball and need a back massage.
But during the massage, I constantly tell her she's doing it all wrong.
Finally, I
pretend to be exasperated and insist on showing her how its done. While
massaging her back, I tell her she carries a lot of tension in her legs and that I
give amazing leg massages to my friends.
I start to massage her through her
pants, but then tell her to remove them because they're getting in the way. If
you act as if you are the authority, she will not question you.
At first, I stick to the legs.
But, slowly, I work my way up to her buttocks.
When she begins to get turned on, I begin rubbing her through her panties until
she's dripping wet. At this point, I usually just unbutton my pants, put on a condom, and start fucking her without kissing or actual foreplay.
This technique is not for the timid.
—Grimble
🤔 Умозаключение - тва с масажа един преател пробва да го прилага на 2 путки, ама го прилага в "наша компания" (на мен и на един авер), а требва "насаме" (щото путките се притесняват да не "изглеждат кат коври" - те са си коври де, но не искат да изглежда така).
А ние пък се направихме на "джендърмени" (а не на женкари) и му казахме, да не ги притеснява, и го пратихме да си лега. После па ние ги нападнахме.
Аз пък им прилагах некви танци, и чалга движения и се поразпалиха. Не съм мноо по pickup bullshit-ите...
Едната имаше интерес към мен, ама кат почна да ми разправя, че цъка Fortnite и нещо за tiktok ми се отщя (беше неква селска пръчка на 25-26, най-много 5-6 кат оценка)... другата исках да я еба (беше неква мастия над 30, ама добра 7-8 може би), ама не се получиха нещата.
MSN GROUP Mystery's Lounge
SUBJECT: Sticking Point Solved
AUTHOR: Style
Thanks for all your help. I think I finally figured out a solution. The answer came
to me out of the blue a week ago, and I've field-tested it successfully nearly
every night since.
It struck me when I was sitting at the Standard with an Irish girl who told
me she married young, recently divorced, and now craves adventure. When I
started to get IOIs, I thought about your posts. I realized that if I lunged for her,
she'd be startled and reject me. So I decided to take baby steps in the direction of kissing while doing something like Mystery's puppet show and talking
logically the whole time. Lo and behold, it worked, as it has ever since. Problem solved.
Here's what I did—the evolution phase-shift routine:
1. I leaned in and told her she smelled good. I asked her what perfume she
was wearing, and then discussed how animals always sniff each other before
they mate and how we're evolutionary wired to feel aroused when someone
smells us.
2. Then I discussed how lions bite each other's mane during sex, and how
pulling the back of the hair is another evolutionary trigger. As I spoke, I ran my
hand up the back of her neck, grabbed a fistful of hair at the roots, and pulled
it firmly downward.
3. She didn't seem upset, so I pushed further. I told her how the most sensitive
parts of the body are usually hidden from contact with the air—for example,
where the arm bends on the other side of the elbow. Then I took her arm, bent
if a little, and erotically bit the crease on the opposite side of the elbow. She
said it gave her the chills.
4. Afterward, 1 said, "But do you know what the best thing in the world is? A
bite . . . right. . . here." I pointed to the side of my neck. Then I said, "Bite my
neck," as if I expected her to do it. She refused to at first, so I turned away
calmly to punish her. I waited a few seconds, then turned back and repeated,
"Bite me right here." This time, she did. It was cat-string theory in action.
5. However, her bite was lame. So I told her, "That's not how you bite. Come
here." Then I swept her hair aside, gave her a good bite on the neck, and
instructed her to try again. This time, she did a great job.
6. I smiled approvingly and said, very slowly, "Not bad." Then we finally
kissed.
We had a few more drinks, then I took her to my place. After a brief tour, I
did a Maddash move and had her sit on my lap while showing her a video on
the computer. I massaged and kissed the back of her neck until she turned
around and started making out with me. Then she asked if she could lie on the
floor for a second. I laid down next to her and—guess what happened—she
passed out. Cold!
I took off her shoes, threw a blanket over her, put a pillow under her head,
and climbed into my own warm bed.
So the joke was on me, but at least I get it now. All it took was one night,
really, to get to the other side of this.
I am ready, finally, for the next step.
—Style
🤔 Умозаключение - бати minja-та. 😅 Забавлявал я е безплатно 3-4 часа и накрая тая се е направила на припаднала...
Е за тва отчасти не ми се занимава... тея стратегийки сигурно 50% мога да ги овладея на добро ниво, ама за кво!? 🙄 Моа си загубя некви часове, даже дни да прилагам стратегийки и па да не стане (кат при тоя minja). Поне да ми плащаха за тва...
И аре ако бех working man и бачках от 9 до 18, туй немаше да ме измори, ама кат се сетя, че мога да спя цел ден и ще имам пари за 3 коври... хич не ми се занимава...
А и аре да кажем, че я "свалиш" един път и после ти "пуска", ама не е така... ще те дондурка за излизания по некви места, за прекарване на време заедно (без секс), за "имоционалнъ подкрепъ", щи пили на главата 2 часа по телефоня, че и подаръчета мое да те навие да и купуваш. 😫
А бе както и да го въртя и суча - една връзка е лоша инвестиция! А аз съм зает човек, бе (нищо, че не с работа) - немам време за такива глупости. Предпочитам да се занимавам с други глупости - кат лаладжийски събития примерно... 😄